Second Winner of my Twitter poll

If you’ve been following, you know I did a twitter poll to let the people vote on my next post. The people chose insults commonly directed at me. My friends had fun with that one.

But the one that made me laugh the hardest was “parts of my body that grow hair even though they should not grow hair.” One of the below is funny and the other four are just gross.

Upper arms

Lower back

Upper back

Not my head

Shoulders

What medium should I do next?

Podcast

Vlog

Photo shoot

Facebook/Instagram live

T shirts

Stop everything immediately

Questions I have for Red Panda

If you don’t know who Red Panda is by now, you probably live in the Eastern Himalays (native land to the adorable critters known as red pandas). But if you don’t know who she is, here’s a quick overview:

She is absolutely electric and I have some questions for you:

How many bowls have you broken?

Do you buy bowls at Costco?

What does the cashier say when you try to buy 300 bowls?

When you eat out of a bowl, how tempted are you to kick it up in the air and catch it on your head?

Why don’t you try kicking food up in the air and catching it in your mouth?

Will you marry me?

Are you aware of how cute red pandas are?

I tasted a dog treat for the first time in a while

Someone handed it to me… so I took a bite. Very dry. Haven’t had a dog treat since 4th grade when my friend Jordan and I ate my dog’s bacon flavored treats (sorry Jet).

Odd ways we used to use our cell phones

Text phone number for sports scores

Hold cell phone up the window to get better service

Using the light from your screen as a flashlight instead of the actual flashlight function

Recording ring tones

Not being able to do anything on your phone when you were sending/receiving a picture *connecting* *Receiving Image*

T-9

Keep text below 160 characters so it would send in one text.

Trying to get the two-way flip cellphone to freeze when you go back and forth quickly

Palm Pilots

BBM

Nextel

“If you don’t forward this message to 10 people in the next two hours, you will die”

Blogger Face

You know that gross double-chin face you see when you open your front facing camera and you don’t expect it? When blogging, I’m pretty sure you always need to be making that face. Since I’m new to blogging, I’m still trying to perfect it. Please feel free to give feedback as I am still workshopping.

This picture took about 15 tries because the others were TOO hideous. Imagine how disgusting those were.

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