This will trigger some people

Why are they advertising so heavily for the iPhone 8?

That’s like advertising about how you ran a half-marathon.

A few more FAQs in my own head

Why do you always feel sick for the first time after waking up from a nap?

How much more would you pay at Chipotle for them to mix up your bowl for you?

Is being bald just having a really big forehead?

Things that are better “raw”

Carrots

Emotion

Tuna

Dog

Wrestling leagues

Honey

Rolling papers

List ideas I’ve had for lists for the blog

A list of things I forget all the time

Most commonly heard insults directed at me

The least common parts of my body that grow hair

Definitive ranking of the best political parties in America

Let’s get interactive

I’m going to try something new here. I’m going to put a poll out on twitter of the above items. Vote for which one you want me to write about next. Follow me on Twitter @BanPinkLemonade (there’s even a little hyperlink at the top of the page) and vote.

My friend Brandon and a guy who isn’t me

He looks a lot like me though.

#ExpandTheBrand