I’ve got some questions about blogging that I’d like some answers to:

What demographic cares about my blog?

Does any demographic care about my blog?

When do I start doing giveaways?

How quickly into a conversation am I allowed to mention my blog?

Is having a blog more annoying than doing CrossFit?

Is having a blog more annoying than being a vegan?

Are vegans going to get mad at me for saying that?

How long do I have to blog until people say “oh, he’s a blogger now”?

Will this blog help me make money?

Will this blog help me make friends?

Will this blog help me get laid?

Why the hell am I doing this blog?

Think about how dirty this is:

I have been preaching for years about how dirty your cell phone is. You shake peoples hands, touch subway rails, use the bathroom, etc. all while touching your phone. And yet we never clean them. And then we put them up against our faces to make phone calls. I am not practicing what I preach since I’ve never cleaned my phone in my two years having it. There are germs on this phone from when I studied abroad in Rome. There are a bunch of weird Eastern European germs on this phone. So this all leads back to why I grew a beard: to stop these germs from touching my face.

*impressive segue to beards*

Segue to Beards

I’m workshopping a new look. Let me know what you guys think:

#ExpandTheBrand