Do You Even Therapy?

It’s become perfunctory to ask our friends and family, “How are you doing?” or “How’s life?”

It’s usually followed up with “hanging in there” or “living the dream.”

We’re really missing the point of this question.

If someone you know goes through an illness or injury, you ask them about that specific malady. “How’s your knee?” or “How’s the recovery from Covid going?”

Why don’t we treat mental health the same way?

We need to normalize asking our loved ones propositions like, “How’s your mental health?” or “I’m here to listen if you ever need to talk about your mental sanity.”

If you’re struggling, don’t bottle it up either. Everyone has their own battles. You shouldn’t have to fight yours alone.

Bathroom Hygiene

There’s quite a lot of gross things in public bathrooms. There are a bunch of things I NEVER touch. Here’s a ranking of the things I’d least want to touch:

1. Urinal Cakes – ladies’ room frequenters, you do not have these. But if you see them, don’t eat them. They’re not actual cake.
2. Flusher – this is ALWAYS touched before hands are washed. Most people use the bottom of their shoes to flush, which have been touching the pee-soaked floor.
3. The part of the bowl that is exposed when the seat is lifted – piss droplets galore.
4. Myself – stage fright is real.
5. Toilet Seat – lots of butts touched that same spot.
6. Sink Handle – Also touched pre-washing.
7. Paper Towel Dispenser – it’s usually wet, and anything wet in a public bathroom is nasty. Wet Ass Papertoweldispenser. WAP.

Is This Charity?

I love self-checkout. It’s a sense of freedom I never knew I craved.

In NYC (not sure about other places), they charge five cents per bag.

At CVS, they also give you an option to round up to the nearest dollar to donate to a Children’s Hospital.

Here’s my dilemma: I took a bag and selected “zero bags.” I rounded up to the nearest dollar to donate to charity.

So essentially, I took five cents from CVS and gave it to a children’s hospital.

I’m a modern-day Robinhood.

Bravado

America. Land of the free and home of enormous American flags in front of car dealerships.

But what if non-American car makers did this…. in America.

I can see it now. A gigantic German flag in front of the Volkswagen dealership. Oh, look! A Japanese flag in front of Toyota! Over there, a South Korean flag in front of Hyundai!

Based on the actions of some citizens in this country, I don’t think this would go over too well.

Who’s the biggest Russian carmaker?

List Of The Best Thoughts Ever

Let’s get weird:

• Binoculars are a creepy item to own.
• I wore overalls when I was younger.
• I’m sometimes scared of the shorts with the underwear liners because I’d be screwed if I poop my pants.
• Mechanical bull operator seems like a job I’d enjoy.
• If you ask someone to move seats on a plane so you can sit with your crew, it should be mandatory to buy them a drink. I moved from an aisle (my favorite) to a window (my second favorite) so a man could sit with his girlfriend. I did not receive a complimentary adult beverage.
• I’m on a couple “Close Friends” lists on Instagram that I definitely shouldn’t be on. But please don’t remove me.
• My teeth haven’t chattered in a while.
• I did not wear one scarf this winter. That’s really a shame.
• A group chat is not solidified until it exists in more than one social medium.
• I’ve never seen an eagle before.
• At least once a week, I “lose” my AirPods. 100% of the time, they’re in my ears.
• I’ll never have a short phone charger. Six feet and up.

Additional Thoughts, But Food-Related

I felt the need to separate the food section:

• I love sushi. The one thing about sushi I do not like is that you know exactly how many bites you are going to take before you start the meal.
• Poke bowls are an afternoon food. That fish has been sitting out for a while and not properly refrigerated.
• I always let my hot coffee sit for a minute before I drink it. I’ve noticed I do the same thing with iced coffee. I cannot explain why I do this.
• I went to a liquor store and picked out a Malbec and a Margaux. The cashier said I made great selections. This is my new favorite liquor store.

A Few Bathroom Thoughts, Too

• Do you throw up with the toilet seat up or down? Either you’re resting on butt sweat or the aforementioned pee droplets.
• Where do you clip your fingernails into? I rotate between the toilet, bathroom sink, and garbage can.
• More paper towel needs to come out from the automatic paper towel dispenser.

Quiznos

Confession: I have not been on an NYC subway since the pandemic started.

Prior to the pandemic, they were installing Apple Pay into busier stations instead of using a MetroCard.

I really hope this has been implemented in every single subway station by now.

Howard Schultz In A Bottle

The Starbucks Reserve now sells Espresso Martinis to-go.

This is what they look like:

It’s available for only TWENTY DOLLARS PER BOTTLE.

That’s like five normal coffees.

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I’m The Best

There are a few things I’m really good at. And by that, I mean top 0.1% in the entire world. Here are a few of those things:

• Finding hair in food
• Taking the first sip of coffee at the perfect time (when it’s still hot, but not too hot)
• Saying “bless you” right before someone is just about to sneeze
• Shaving my head
• Pouring two glasses of liquid evenly on the first try
• Identifying dog breeds
• Throwing things in the garbage from a distance
• Showering efficiently

Fixate Me, Orally

I’ve been eating a lot of foods recently that satisfy my oral fixation.

Olives (with pits, always). Sunflower seeds. Nails.

The other day, I sneezed with a hefty handful of sunflower seeds in my mouth.

It was catastrophic.

Six-Foot-Four

SUPPOSEDLY, men lie about their height.

Barefoot, I measure in at an honest 6’2. I tell everyone that asks that I’m 6’2.

However, I’ve always wanted to be 6’4. Wearing my Dr. Martens, I’m probably 6’4. But I still say I’m 6’2.

I feel like I’ve been gypped because I’m honest about my height.

The One And Only List

You know what’s coming. The list of things that find their way into my note sheet.

• Can we make “fashionably early” a thing? Punctuality is sexy.
• Sometimes you take an extra tissue out of the box by accident and you can’t put it back in properly. That frustrates me.
• I recently discovered the purpose of a bathroom vent. I never use it because it’s loud.
• Why is arugula an herb and not a vegetable?
• How the fuck does cinnamon grow?
• Shiba Inus’ whole prerogative is “look at my butthole.”
• Every restaurant has a different definition of “well-done” home fries. If you don’t eat home fries well-done, I don’t like you.
• The “Bound 2” music video with Seth Rogen and James Franco is criminally underrated. Go watch it.
• “Because of Covid” has become way too common of a phrase.
• Has anyone ever had success with a suction cup in a shower? They NEVER stick.
• I once ordered a “turkey bacon, egg, and cheese,” but they gave me turkey, bacon, egg, and cheese.
• I hate the sound of vacuuming.
• I don’t like going to farmer’s markets alone. I love going to farmer’s markets with a companion.
• Why can’t every country use the same type of outlet? Converters shouldn’t exist. It’s 2021. Grow up, Earth.
• If a piece of clothing has buttons OR a zipper, it is too fancy to wear at home.
• The way to be compatible with someone is to shower at the same temperature.
• Holster this idea until after Covid, but we need more scratch-and-sniff.
• I don’t know what “java” is. Is it a synonym for coffee? A type of coffee? Literally nobody knows.
• I also don’t understand the digital version of Java, either.

Under My Umbrella, Ella, Ella

When is the correct time to buy a new umbrella? I want to buy a new one, but it’s superfluous since I have a fully functioning one.

Here’s how I foresee my next umbrella purchase to go:

1. I take my trusty umbrella out in the rain.
2. It breaks.
3. I get soaked.
4. I panic and buy a $5 umbrella on the street.
5. I get home and order a fancy one (with the clouds printed underneath) on Amazon.
6. I dismiss the shitty $5 umbrella.

Is there a way to avoid the dreaded $5 umbrella?

I’ll Handle It

I have obscure social media handles. I always have to explain the origins of each.

I’m going to explain each now, so please don’t ask me ever again.

Instagram – @_goodlooking

This one is two-fold: I made an ESPN username back in middle school, and this is the handle I chose. It carried all the way until I made an Instagram during my freshman year of high-school. The other reason is because I’m _goodlooking.

Twitter – @BanPinkLemonade

I’ve blogged about this before, but pink lemonade and yellow lemonade taste EXACTLY the same. It’s a marketing ploy to make it look sweeter. Don’t fall for the trap.

WordPress – @BlogBoyJB

There’s a rapper named BlocBoy JB. I’m also a boy named JB, but I have a blog.

Please feel free to follow me on all above platforms.

Tower Of Terror

I’ve harped on elevator etiquette ad nauseum. I have yet to discuss pre-elevator etiquette.

When I am standing on one side of the elevator doors and a stranger is on the other side, I startle them 80% of the time when the doors open..

What did you (the stranger) expect? For no one to be there every time? Or am I just that scary looking?

There’s two possible outcomes. Either I’m there or I’m not.

Expect me to be there.

It’s A Fraud

While walking in the streets of NYC at night, I discovered this gem:

I was beyond excited when I found it.

If you look closely, it’s pretty obviously counterfeit.

I didn’t realize it was fake until the next morning.

Yes, I was *slightly* intoxicated when I found it.

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A Modern Blockbuster

Back in the Stone Age, we had to rewind our VHS tapes to the beginning before returning them to Blockbuster, as a courtesy.

Blockbuster announced a slogan, “Be Kind, Rewind” to behoove viewers to reset the VHS to factory settings.

Another company should adopt this slogan. A modern company.

I’m talking to you, Instagram.

A few months ago, I tweeted “On @instagram, if you send a post from a private account, it says, ‘Only JaneDoe followers will see this post.’ It needs a feature that tells the sender of the post whether or not the receiver follows the account. Eliminates the ‘Unavailable’ responses and ensuing screenshot.”

Conveniently, they added this feature exactly one week later.

My new suggestion is to adopt the retired Blockbuster motto.

When you send someone a post with multiple slides, PLEASE REWIND ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FIRST SLIDE BEFORE SENDING. LET ME ENJOY THE POST THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED. I DON’T WANT THE POST TO BE RUINED BY READING IT OUT OF ORDER.

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

No one likes hearing about other peoples’ dreams.

Don’t ever tell me about your dreams, unless it’s about me and I’m doing something cool or getting laid.

So let me tell you about this dream I had recently:

Who: Me. And my friends. But it’s always about me.

What: I was rejected from an outdoor bar, even though I felt fully healthy.

When: The summer of Covid.

Where: An outdoor bar. I told you this already.

Why: The bouncer took my temperature and it said 100.4 degrees Fahrenheit.

How: The bouncer told me to walk away. I obliged.

BlogBoy SpockBoy

My dear friend Alexander Spector started a blog recently. I’ve read every single post he’s published.

Let’s test out if he reciprocates.

Alex, if you’re reading this, please text me “I want the Jets to draft Justin Fields #1 overall.”

If you don’t, you’re a bad friend and you don’t support my dreams.

Please check out his blog spocknationmedia.com for shitty gambling tips and not shitty life advice.

Thoughts, by Yours Truly

We’re going to have a few recurring segments this post. Here’s my list of nonsense:

• I don’t call anyone “Big Guy” because I’m usually “Big Guy”.
• I wish “bat flips” were cool when I was in Little League.
• I saw an ice cream truck with a pool float and children’s toys in the back. That’s not a good look.
• I had eye boogers and I didn’t realize until 8pm.
• What the fuck ARE eye boogers.
• I dislike how “Yahoo!” has a ! at the end of it.
• “Out of the office” is an outdated term.
• I can tell if someone uses their blinker to change lanes based on their personality.
• I’m ALWAYS the first person to show up to a first date.
• I have trouble putting a jacket on using my left arm first. Same goes for backpacks.
• I dislike when people call them “knapsacks” instead of “backpack”.
• Left shoe always goes on first.
• I’ve never rented a car before.
• I’ve had the same candle in my room since college. How does anyone run out of candle?

Lyrical Genius

Here comes the second recurring bit. Out of context song lyrics:

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Artist: Nelly

Song: E.I.

Lyric 1: “If the head right, Nelly there every night.“

Commentary: “If the head right, JB there every night.”

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Artist: Juvenile ft. Soulja Slim

Song: Slow Motion

Lyric 1: “Hop up on top and start jicky-jicky-jerkin“

Commentary: My new life mission is to use the words ‘jicky-jicky-jerkin’ while in bed.

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Lyric 2: “I’m hoping she don’t leave my dick broken”

Commentary: Same dude, same.

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Lyric 3: “Would I be violating if I grab me a handful?”

Commentary: This is an odd way to ask for consent. But hey, consent is sexy. Juvenile seems like a good guy.

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I’m A Snacc

We know why you’re reading. You want to hear me talk about food. This segment is for you.

Chocolate lava cake is overrated.

The idea of it is better than the actual thing. Chocolate fudge cake gets zero love on a dessert menu, but lava cake gets all the praise?

Is it because it’s warm? Because it has ‘lava’ in it? Because it’s a fun thing to tell other people that you ordered?

All lava cakes taste the same. You always burn your tongue. The cake and fudge quality are usually slacking.

I save the soup “chunks” last.

I like getting rid of the broth and then eating the girth of the soup.

The less broth, the better.

I like crunchy peanut butter because I’m an adult.

But creamy peanut butter is way easier to spread.

When I was younger, I would cut up my food into pieces before eating it.

Imagine if I still did that? That’d be weird.

Just Covid Tings

• I miss free samples in the food court.
• I can’t spit in a urinal while I pee because I’m always wearing a mask whenever I’m standing in front of a urinal.
• Realizing you have a cut on your hand because you used Purell.

Foosball Is The Devil

I have a bone to pick with NFL refereeing. It’s not what you think.

When a ref throws the flag, it is sometimes in error.

In order to rectify this mistake, the ref will announce “The is no penalty on the previous play.”

Instead, the referee should announce “We originally believed there was defensive pass interference on the play. After discussion, we will not be penalizing the defense.”

The more transparency, the better.

In My Mind

I was in South Carolina for most of October.

If you ever find yourself there, make reservations at Hall’s Chophouse and Fleet’s Landing Restaurant, both in Charleston.

That’s about all I have to say about the entire state.

Olive Beer

My dinner tonight was not filling, so I’m drinking beer and eating olives while writing this blog to fill my belly.

The beer is solid, but the label is DOPE.

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A Hairy Compilation

3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash gets too much hate. It has all of the same ingredients as each individual product.

Why is it bad if they’re combined into one bottle?

Because it’s lazy?

Orrrrr are you all getting scammed by slanderous nobodies on social media who say 3-in-1 is the devil?

Name one good reason I should use separate products.

Editor’s Note*: I currently use separate shampoo, conditioner, and body wash, but I cannot think of one good reason why I shouldn’t use 3-in-1.

*The author and the editor are the same person

Lyrical Genius

In previous posts, I’ve posted some out-of-context song lyrics. I have one more for you all:

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Artist: Kanye West

Song: Runaway

Lyrics: “She find pictures in my email, I sent this bitch a picture of my dick.“

Commentary: Imagine how many dick pics Kanye would have sent if he had Snapchat in 2010?!?!?!

WEAR YOUR MASK

As we all know, we have been wearing masks for quite a few months now. Here’s something that the non-bearded population has yet to realize.

Hat-hair for you is congruent with mask-beard for us.

When the mask is removed, it leaves an unsightly, wavy impression through the main girth of the beard.

Personally, I have switched to a neck gaiter. I invited all my facial-haired friends to make the switch as well.

As for the rest of you, please do not judge us and our imperfect appearance.

Clippers In 4

I had a nail clipping crisis when I couldn’t find a nail clipper while I was away from my house for two weeks. It made me realize the below two things:

1. I have no idea how frequently I clip my fingernails. I’d guess once every 16 days. However, I once read that fingernails grow four times faster than toenails. So I probably clip my toenails every 64 days.
2. Are nail clippers useful for anything besides clipping nails? I’ve used them to cut those cloth strings that are used to attach tags to clothing, but only because I didn’t have scissors on-hand. How did someone figure out that they’re the optimal design to cut fingernails?

The Thought List

Like always, here is my list of thoughts that have nothing to do with anything:

• I hate when the electricity goes out because one of my favorite hobbies is looking inside the fridge every few minutes to see if anything new showed up.
• Older people need to trust GPS systems more. I guarantee you that the GPS knows a quicker route than the way you vaguely remember from when you were 19 years old.
• I’m glad that some of my clothes have permanent stains. My sweatpant shorts wouldn’t be MY sweatpant shorts without a few stains.
• If she has a removable shower head, she’s a keeper.
• I’ll never enjoy watching award shows.
• The best thing I ever learned from YouTube is the “Loop, Swoop, and Pull” method to tie my shoes. I was a Bunny Ears guy until junior year of high school.
• It’s a major red-flag if someone makes a lot of facial expressions while they’re typing. There must be a whole lot of pent-up emotion.
• Who buys the most expensive vacuum? If you’re rich enough to buy a lavish vacuum, you can probably find it in the budget to pay for a routine cleaning service. Who the fuck pays thousands of dollars for a vacuum? And why does vacuum have consecutive “u’s” in it.
• I’ve really started embracing the few seconds of anxiety when the video call freezes and then an orgy of words/movements cascade out and I have to try my best to comprehend what was said.
• I have a bunch of half-drank water bottles in my room. Unlike all of you, I eventually finish them AND recycle them.

App Store? More Like Crapp Store

Here are the three worst-functioning apps I have on my phone:

• Apple Maps
• Venmo
• ESPN

Dental Hygienist

I went to the dentist for the first time since the pandemic started. Since I haven’t been in a while, I realized a few things:

• This was the first time the dental hygienist said that I did a really good job brushing and flossing. I was really proud of myself and I wanted to tell all of you. THERE’S HOPE FOR YOU TO GET A GLOWING REVIEW AS WELL. FLOSS!
• The final time I got fluoride as a child was one of the best days of my life.
• I used to be frustrated at the dentist because the dental hygienist would talk to me while they’re cleaning my teeth and I’m unable to respond. Little did I know, the real frustration was when “If I Ain’t Got You” by Alicia Keys started playing while they were in my mouth and I couldn’t belt out the chorus.

Can My Dog Drink On This?

I mentioned on my previous post that my most frequently Googled phrase is “Can I drink on _________ medication?”

I finally figured out my second-most Googled phrase:

“Can my dog eat ________?”

Did you know dogs can’t eat garlic?

That sucks for Sophie because I put garlic in EVERYTHING.

They also can’t eat grapes. Speaking of grapes…..

Dried Grapes

I love Craisins. I use them more frequently that I should.

When I order them at the diner, I used to ask “Can I add Craisins to that salad?”

I’ve been burned by asking that question before. On multiple occasions, the waiter has misunderstood my request and added raisins to my chicken caesar salad.

When I order it now, I ask for “dried cranberries.” Which is weird, because I would never ask for “dried grapes.”

You’re Far Too Kind

I wanted to take this time to say thank you all for making the pandemic manageable.

The biggest thank you’s go out to the essential workers. They’re the real heroes.

But on a more personal note: I want to say thank you to all of the people I hold dearly in my circle. Thank you for keeping me occupied during the quarantine, reaching out to me, and most importantly, being responsible and following the proper Covid-19 protocols.

If you’ve gotten this far, I love you.

If you haven’t gotten this far, I love you a little less than the ones who have gotten this far.

Louis Will

Lemon pepper wings are my favorite kitchen creation over the last few months.

HMU for the recipe.

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French-ly Fried

There needs to be a definitive power-ranking of French fry shapes. So here it is:

1. Any shape as long as it’s sweet potato
2. Smiley-face
3. Waffle
4. Curly
5. Crinkle
6. Cottage
7. Shoestring
8. Steak
9. Wedge
10. Standard
11. Tater Tot

This is not up for debate.

“Beer” Death Experience

My most searched phrase on Google is “Can I safely drink while taking [insert medication here]?”

The answer is usually “you can drink on this medication, but it may cause sudden death.”

Then I’ll polish off the last beer of the 12-pack and hope I wake up the next morning.

Random-ly Thoughts

This is my segment where I list things I thought about since my last post:

• In 13 years, I’m excited to call the next generation “Quaran-teens”
• At what age are you the best driver? It must be when you first have kids and you’re hyper-aware.
• Why is the word “mile” two syllables?
• I get along better with people who have their “read receipts” on.
• I dislike it when someone listens to music through the built-in iPhone speaker. I’d rather listen to someone chew with their mouth open.
• Giving your peers hand-sanitizer is teaching people to be selfless because if you give it to yourself first, you’re inevitably going to make a mess.
• “Phone-tag” is a phenomenal phrase.
• I’m having wardrobe fatigue.
• You never see the remnants of bird poop in the grass. It’s there. I walk barefoot in the grass a lot.
• It takes a special kind of person to own a pool AND be a friendly neighbor.
• Toilet clogging shouldn’t exist. Just make the pipes wider.
• How far away can you go with a cordless landline without it disconnecting?
• Are eyeglasses even made of glass?
• I’ve used the “Find My Friends” app infrequently these past few months.
• Most people wanted to grow up to be Michael Jordan. I wanted to be the guy who introduced Michael Jordan.
• Whoever named it Long Beach Island was egregiously lazy. And Long Beach. And Long Island.

Infatuations

Welllllll I had quite a few more random thoughts.

These are all of the other random thoughts, but all food-related:

• I enjoy drinking beer and eating ice cream at the same time.
• Lettuce wraps are an underrated messy food.
• Every person who cooks has their favorite recipe for most vegetables. Except for peas. No one has a pea recipe.
• I drink the soup broth before I eat the contents of the soup.
• “BYO” is not used in reference to booze anymore. It’s just a “dad joke” now.
• They don’t sell liquor at highway rest stops. I guess it’s for good reason.
• If we order pizza to my house, it’s tradition to eat a slice of it while setting up the table.
• Foods I eat standing up:
  • PB&J
  • Fruit
  • The aforementioned slice of pizza
• Do you eat Pringles a certain way? I do.
• I can identify the differences between brands of water by taste. However, as long as milk isn’t spoiled, I can’t tell the difference between brands.
• Foods you use a fork, knife, and a spoon to eat:
  • Avocados
  • Any dish where the sauce is really good so I can spoon it into my mouth
• I drink hot coffee faster than iced coffee. I feel like that’s counter-intuitive.
• I wish restaurants gave out two cloth napkins more frequently. One for my lap, one on the table (loyal reader Noah Ganz gets some sort of credit for this idea).

Contextuality

Another recurring segment!! Out of context lyrics. Here. We. Go.

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Artist: Mack Maine

Song: Every Girl

Lyrics: In about three years, holla at me, Miley Cyrus.

Commentary: Dear Mr. Maine,

Miley Cyrus is currently 27 years old. This song was released 11 years ago. At the time of release, Ms. Cyrus was 16 years old.

Are you familiar with the term, “Grooming”?

You, sir, are gross.

Regards,

BlogBoy JB

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Artist: E-40

Song: U and Dat

Lyric: Girl he simpin’

Commentary: Here I am, thinking that “simp” was a 2020 word. Nope. Earl Stevens has been using this term since AT LEAST 2006.

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Artist: E-40

Song: U and Dat

Lyric: ‘Cause her ass big enough to sit a cup on her booty

Commentary: Now this is something I’d like to see.

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Artist: Keith Urban

Song: You’ll Think Of Me

Lyric: Take your cat and leave my sweater.

Commentary: I am struggling to decide if I’d rather have a cat or a sweater. I guess it depends on the sweater.

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FaceTime-ly Dates

I’ve found myself on a few FaceTime dates during the pandemic. I’ve become quite fond of them. Here’s why:

• I can eat as much garlic as I want during the day and don’t have to worry about my breath smelling.
• If I get uncomfortable/fidgety, I can lay down in bed.
• No strangers eavesdropping on what clearly sounds like an awkward first date.
• I don’t have to wear deodorant.
• Drinks are exponentially cheaper at home.
• I love meeting new people while exerting minimal effort.

Here are some of the negatives:

• I don’t get to show off my skill of getting a bartender’s attention.
• I like the intimate feeling of eating with someone. This lacks that feeling.
• I love that awkward first hug.

I hope this has inspired all of my single friends to try out a virtual date.

In A Vacuum

Hear me out:

Vacuums… but not obnoxiously loud.

Shower ‘Copter

As previously discussed, I pee in the shower 90% of the time.

However, I never know which way to face while peeing. Here are my options:

• Facing the drainPro – water goes down the drain with no mess
  • Con – I get cold
• Back to the drainPro – I stay warm
  • Con – Pee runs through my feet

My resolution? I just spin around in circles and helicopter everywhere.

Best of both worlds.

OnlyTeeth

I recently acquired a WaterPik toothbrush.

It has an electronic brush-head AND a water flosser built-in that can be used simultaneously.

It’s messy and hilarious.

Feel free to reach out for a personalized video.

Greg Bird

This is my first post since Greg tragically left us. If you’re not familiar with his plight, please see my highlighted story on Instagram.

Pour one out for Greg.

 

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