Should You Get Vaccinated?

Spelling Vee

There’s been a lot on my mind recently. Last post, I started the post with taking care of your mental health.

Today, I’m going to tackle vaccinations.

Why the hell does ‘vaccine’ have two c’s and ‘vacuum’ has one c and two u’s in it?!?!?

Oh, and make sure you get vaccinated.

The Happy Couple

Over Memorial Day Weekend, I attended a destination wedding for two of my best friends in Punta Cana.

The wedding was spectacular, Punta Cana was an enormity of fun, and I got to spend time with some incredible people.

The best part of the trip?

NEW BLOG FOLLOWERS! This post is for you, new Instagram follower.

Aaaaand congrats to the newest Mr. and Mrs. Plotkin!

Fruits Of My Passion

Spend three minutes with me and you’ll understand I have a burning passion for food, sports, and quality customer service.

So I got to thinking.

Which career involves my triumvirate of love?

Like a ignition of a Sterno, it came to me.

“HOT DOGS HERE! GET YOUR HOT DOGS HERE!”

Yes, I’m implying I should be a hot dog vendor at sporting events.

Food Eats First

Let’s switch it up and go with my food-related thought list first:

• Imagine spitting in someone’s food at a fast casual establishment.
• I’ve mentioned in the past that I have one major complaint about sushi. It’s because there’s a finite number of bites. But another reason I love sushi is because it’s evenly divisible by one, two, and three people.
• I feel like I never run out of Saran wrap but I always run out of tin foil.
• If I’m dipping something diminutive into a sauce, I’ll just dip my forefinger and thumb into the sauce with the food and just suck my fingers as I put the victuals in my mouth.
• Sandwiches and burgers should be capped at ONE (1) leaf of lettuce (BLT excluded).
• BLTs should never be eaten. Bacon is not a primary protein.
• Meatball and olive has recently skyrocketed to the top spot on my pizza topping ranking.
• I wish I liked Jack Daniels more.
• What’s the best use for an Instagram Boomerang? The top three has to be piercing a poached egg, opening a pizza box, and a group cheers. In that order.

Dog Eats Second

• I wonder who has pictures of my dog on their phone.
• The best part of having a rooftop is saying that I don’t go up there enough.
• The worst part of getting older is that I haven’t done bumper cars in a while.
• I haven’t added a new phone number to my phone in a long time.
• I still have no idea how to dress properly for 50 degrees.
• I wonder if I have abandoned clothes at the dry cleaner.
• Does anyone own two cats? I feel like it’s one cat or fifty.
• What’s the best day of the week to get a massage? I usually opt for Thursday night to get the weekend kicked off.
• Why does my breath smell in the morning?
• I would love to see a graph of the correlation between the weather and and my steps per day throughout the year.
• I’ve been having a battle over the past few months about my shower curtain sticking to me while I shower. I am happy to report that I won the battle.
• I smelled something pleasant in the street in NYC. It was the garbage. Does this mean I have to renounce New Jersey as my home?
• I hate when I’m on a Teams call and someone apologizes for being 30 seconds late.
• People who close their ears when an ambulance goes by are soft.
• Whenever someone calls out a shooting star, everyone else looks and says, “Where?!?!” Hey, it’s not still going to be there.

Enter Sandman

Here are a few songs that fire me up that you probably wouldn’t expect:

• Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
• If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys
• Put Your Records On by Corinne Bailey Rae

For those keeping score at home, this is the second time I’ve blogged about Put Your Records On.

Dolla Dolla Bill Y’all

What’s your most frequently used dollar bill denomination?

It was $1 for the first 18 years of my life for school cafeteria and vending machines. I also went to a lot of strip clubs before I turned 18.

During college, it was $5 since we threw fives for pregame booze or other stuff.

Since graduating, I’ve graduated to $20 since that’s what the ATM gives me.

When it’s $100, my loyal readers will be the first to know.

Chef JayBee

I hope you’ve seen my cooking show “Tomorrow’s Lunch” by now.

Whether you have or haven’t, I have good news for you.

If you have watched it, I’ll have a new cooking show coming out soon!

If you haven’t watched it, you have a second chance at watching a cooking show starring me!

At The Turn

The best tradition in sports:

Hot dogs at the turn.

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