Things I have no idea how much they cost

Christmas trees

Protective tarp for a car

A tent

Ironing board

A spray tan

Health insurance

Fast food franchise

Hard hat

Customized license plate

If you couldn’t tell by now, I’m clearly in a car just writing things down that I see and deciding if I know how much they cost

A wedding dress

Country club membership

Wholesale price of a gum-ball

Birth control

Acceptable bumper stickers

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Things I think are dangerous to do while driving

Wear headphones

Sneeze

Wear a hood

Close your eyes for an extended period of time

Add to “Up Next” on Spotify

Drink alcohol

Putting top part of seatbelt behind you because it bothers your neck

New Nickname

There’s a rapper out right now whose name is BlocBoy JB. Still waiting for the day that all of you guys start calling me BlogBoy JB.

Questions About Services

How often do you think waiters add to the tip after a meal? I never check to confirm the tip amount afterwards.

How many uber drivers have smoked weed with their passengers?

Do hairdressers ever admit when they fuck up? Or do they act like everything is going fine?

I got my beard trimmed today

My barber thought he was really funny.

It was kinda funny.

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